Okay well it's just a little thing really. So Harry and I went out for a celebratory drink tonight on account of finishing that load of paperwork, you know?
[ It doesn't take him long to figure out who it is. They may not see each other on a regular basis anymore, but the the tormenting has a very familiar tone to it. ]
Okay so first of all, I wouldn't text you if you were the last person in the world, Malfoy.
Secondly, that message was intended for my wife.
Thirdly, how the HELL did your number get into my phone??
A question I am beginning to wonder as well, since apparently yours was in mine. I imagine it might have something to do with my child associating with yours.
[ Ron vaguely recalls having heard that term from his children before. Unfortunately, neither of them are around to remind him just what, exactly, a screen shot is.
... so he sends Draco a picture of his face. An unintentional selfie. ]
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TFLN with the fav nephew.
I knew I liked you for a reason. You're one of the good ones.
TFLN with the best mate.
Wait, hold on - you get free candy?? And you haven't been sharing it with me at work??
Can't imagine how boring it must be.
TFLN with the most beautiful witch in the world.
Okay well it's just a little thing really. So Harry and I went out for a celebratory drink tonight on account of finishing that load of paperwork, you know?
I may have accidentally broken my arm.
TFLN with the niece.
Hilarious, you are. So what can I do to make you forget I ever sent you that message?
TFLN with the ENEMY
[ It doesn't take him long to figure out who it is. They may not see each other on a regular basis anymore, but the the tormenting has a very familiar tone to it. ]
Okay so first of all, I wouldn't text you if you were the last person in the world, Malfoy.
Secondly, that message was intended for my wife.
Thirdly, how the HELL did your number get into my phone??
Enemies FTW!
TFLN with the enemy's son!
And you're doing alright, then?
[ Oh it's very awkward, but Ron tries to be polite, you know. Scorpius can't help it if his dad was a dick back at Hogwarts. ]
oh darling you.
How much celebratory drink DID you have? I'm a few ingredients short for a 'my husband is a drunken sod' brew.
maybe even - gasp - FREnemies?
I demand you delete my number at once.
HAHAHA. Frenemies! Even better.
1/2
Just one or two. Or possibly three. My arm sort of got stuck.
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1/2 Clearly they've both grown and matured
2/2
[ ... Ron may or may not know how to actually delete a number from his phone. It's muggle magic, he's still learning. ]
LMAO, they have indeed.
[He only knows some words to throw out to act like he knows how to use this thing.]
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... so he sends Draco a picture of his face. An unintentional selfie. ]
There. Lovely. Happy now?
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besides. mum is scary when she's mad, i'd never set that on anyone except maybe james.
:)
Guess we're lucky we've had the life we had, then.
[And he is starting to feel lucky, nowadays. It's an improvement.]
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[This is probably a form of torture? Torture via awkwardness? But he can appreciate Ron not taking out that old antagonism on him.]
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