[ It doesn't take him long to figure out who it is. They may not see each other on a regular basis anymore, but the the tormenting has a very familiar tone to it. ]
Okay so first of all, I wouldn't text you if you were the last person in the world, Malfoy.
Secondly, that message was intended for my wife.
Thirdly, how the HELL did your number get into my phone??
A question I am beginning to wonder as well, since apparently yours was in mine. I imagine it might have something to do with my child associating with yours.
[ Ron vaguely recalls having heard that term from his children before. Unfortunately, neither of them are around to remind him just what, exactly, a screen shot is.
... so he sends Draco a picture of his face. An unintentional selfie. ]
TFLN with the ENEMY
[ It doesn't take him long to figure out who it is. They may not see each other on a regular basis anymore, but the the tormenting has a very familiar tone to it. ]
Okay so first of all, I wouldn't text you if you were the last person in the world, Malfoy.
Secondly, that message was intended for my wife.
Thirdly, how the HELL did your number get into my phone??
Enemies FTW!
maybe even - gasp - FREnemies?
I demand you delete my number at once.
HAHAHA. Frenemies! Even better.
1/2 Clearly they've both grown and matured
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[ ... Ron may or may not know how to actually delete a number from his phone. It's muggle magic, he's still learning. ]
LMAO, they have indeed.
[He only knows some words to throw out to act like he knows how to use this thing.]
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... so he sends Draco a picture of his face. An unintentional selfie. ]
There. Lovely. Happy now?
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